Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The hotel gurus of the beach are what will bring forth the Zombies


I went for a ride the other day with my Calvin and we decided to cruise along Ocean Boulevard.  For those of you that have not been to the beach in the last 5 years, there has been a great deal of change in the infrastructure and aesthetics of the Boulevard.  It was approximately 10 a.m. and I noticed that it was rather cool for a sunny August morning. Then, it occurred to me.  There is no sun on the Boulevard?  This is because, when the city opened a construction window, all of the smaller hotels were replaced by behemoth hotels that literally block out the sunlight unless it is high noon.  Upon further inspection, I realized that it was on both sides of the Boulevard that these buildings had been placed.  This would mean that the only sunlight to reach the street level on this road would be at…wait for it…high noon.  That leaves a very small window of sunlight for the street to be lit up. 

I found that to be horrible.  People come to the beach for sunlight.  Not inner city appearances.  I understand the need to accommodate more people, I do, however it is terrible to decimate the landscape like that.  Not to mention the fact that you are quite possibly changing the weather patterns for miles inland.  The breeze off the water is wonderful and it makes for quite a windy area when the wind has nowhere to go but up.  Some of it will not go up but waift around on the beach front for a while before dying down.  This makes it warmer further inland when the only wind in the forecast comes off the water.  Sure, it can come in through the space between the buildings but mother nature is a finicky sort and is not too fond of people interfering with her art.  She gets angry and lets humans know with her wrath. 

Why would a greed sumbish want to do that and cause economic hardship that could ultimately hurt his own pocket?  I may be grasping for straws but let’s look at the big picture here.  The buildings at the waterfront reach to nosebleed heights.  Then there is no sun on the Boulevard and you affect weather patterns that come off the beach.  The weather patterns themselves can be catastrophic if there is a massive hurricane or tidal wave.  Even flooding could hinder the foundations of the buildings and end up in required condemnation for repair.  Then you affect the weather inland.  For the farmers, they have to find other ways to protect their crops and even spend their hard earned money on different equipment to irrigate their land to ensure that their crops are growing properly.  If they are spending their extra money on equipment due to scorching weather patterns due to unnatural fixtures at the beach, then they are not going on vacation to come and spend money in your shiny new hotel that you just built on the beach.  In turn, they have to raise the prices on their goods or sell their land off to developers which results in higher prices for the consumers and allows for consumers to purchase things other than going on vacation from the homes they already have.  Higher prices for necessary goods like food and clothing causes consumers to travel less and they will not come to the beach either and stay in your shiny new hotel because they are too busy trying to survive on the money they have and are only purchasing necessaries. 

Now, all your stuff in this new behemoth of a building is shiny and you may have the nine pools and other amenities.  But people come to the beach for sun, sand, and surf.  You are creating a society of cave babies because they are too busy spending time in doors and not enjoying the relaxing areas that mother nature provided for us to use in the first place.  Cave babies will turn into zombies and then we have an apocalypse on our hands and you definitely get no riches then.  If a zombie apocalypse occurs, life goes back to a simpler time and those with the big face money in their pockets and no idea how to survive are no longer rich and become the bottom of the food chain or even a zombie themselves.

These rich hotel owners spend their lives sucking the life out of people by making money the most important thing ever and forcing people to aspire to some material god that they fail to realize they are their own downfall.  What kind of world is that to live in?  Where do we go from here?

I know that, without a doubt, my family will survive and will be quite “wealthy” were there every be some catastrophic thing as a Zombie Apocalypse.  Thanks frivolous hotel owner for bringing it upon all of us.  If I ever see you being chased by one of your creations (Zombie) I will sit on my roof top and chuckle.  No worries, I will use your newfound “friend” as target practice….after it is done with you.

What do YOU think?