#goalswillbereached The Monster Within

Coming from the depths of self hate spawned by a stranger.  The light at the end of the tunnel comes ever closer. Years have passed and you have never felt safe in this vessel. Sadly it takes the sharp tongue of interlopers to spin you into action. To outsiders it appears to be self harm..no..self torture. Since they only spare a passing glance, you are left spiraling on your own. Alone...in the dark. You search for the key. You fumble in the murky blackness searching for the door that does not want to be found. All the while inward detest changes you.

Inward it becomes a vicious, blood thirsty monster. Outward it is a silent killer. What do you do?

You walk one more mile. Ride that bike ten more minutes. Push up ten more times. That fat blitch is not going to get the best of you. Not anymorem you can laugh at her now. Besides...who is the fat blitch now?

**Thoughts from that fat girl you laughed at jogging up the street...the chubby girl you recorded at the gym...keep on eating your doughnuts camera holder. To that she says....fluck you honey. I still got mine. What do you have? Nothing but empty dreams.**

#goalswillbereached

What do YOU think?

Frozen Pizza, not so frozen taste.

I am not one to boast on products. But, when I find something that exceeds my expectations, I tend to brag about it. I have discovered a new love. Anyone who knows me is aware that if pizza were the last thing on the planet, I would die a fat, happy girl. We all also know I am a BzzAgent. (Did I tell you I was a BzzAgent? **insert sideways grin here**) As a BzzAgent, I am afforded the opportunity to try things at a deep discount or even for free! I just have to spread the word!

This is exactly what I am doing today. Today's product? Red Baron Brick Oven Pizza.

When I got my coupons for this, I was going to use them all at once. I am not the only pizza lover in my house so why not make the trial a family affair? To my dismay, it was nearly 2 weeks before my local stores even carried Brick Oven. Oh, they had Red Baron alright. Every stinkin Red Baron under the sun. Wal Mart even had a kids sandwich container with Snoopy fighting the Red Baron hanging on one of those random impulse buy hangers in between the frozen aisle doors. I just knew it was a conspiracy and that my stores were messing with me. The ONE time I left the house and stopped by the store on impulse, guess what was in the frozen foods aisle? RED BARON BRICK OVEN PIZZA!  Oh yes, I was pretty vocal about it.

Me: "NOW they decide to stock it!"
Numba 8: "What mom?"
Me: "Red Baron Brick Oven Pizza!"  **looks around and sees other shoppers looking at the interaction. "It is supposed to be good stuff lil man! Just like delivery!"
Numba 8: "Well, we should get some!"
Me: Lets run back to the house and get my coupons and we will try EVERY flavor!"

That is exactly what we did. We tried Brick Oven pizza that same day! Truth be told, it is nothing like any other frozen pizza! The crust was perfect and there was no over melty mess to clean up in the bottom of the oven! (It says to place it right on the oven rack. Usually that ends up with me cleaning the oven, but not this time.) It was not chewy or lacking in flavor either. I just know I am going to save so much money buying Red Baron Brick Oven Pizza instead of delivery the next time or even times after that I want Pizza.

Watch out delivery! You have some serious competition here!

What do YOU think?